Thursday, July 29, 2010

My election dream

In which all the journalists say to all the politicians, 'we are not reporting anything you say until you say something interesting, and no, disgusting or rude doesn't count'.

The End.

2 comments:

  1. Also the following words are banned:
    earlobes
    budgie smugglers
    moving forwards
    knifing/assassinate/execute/any other visceral, violent, murderous language referring to the Gillard leadership challenge. In some countries, people really do get murdered over leadership issues.

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