If it's not risk assessment it's asset maintenance. I don't think I've ever done anything horrible enough to deserve this.
Although some other individuals might have a different opinion. Which I will ask them to keep to themselves on the basis of Mum Rule number 74 (if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all).
Next thing will be contract management, and the triumvirate of evil will be complete.
Do you think it will cheer me up to learn how to say those things in latin?